SERIES

A show about nothing.

★ 8.2/10 1989 3 Seasons 15 Comedy

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

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  1. S7 E1 The Engagement

    21 Sep 199523 min15

    Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

  2. S7 E2 The Postponement

    28 Sep 199522 min15

    Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

  3. S7 E3 The Maestro

    5 Oct 199522 min15

    A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

  4. S7 E4 The Wink

    12 Oct 199522 min15

    George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.

  5. S7 E5 The Hot Tub

    19 Oct 199522 min15

    An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.

  6. S7 E6 The Soup Nazi

    2 Nov 199522 min15

    Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.

  7. S7 E7 The Secret Code

    9 Nov 199523 min15

    George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

  8. S7 E8 The Pool Guy

    16 Nov 199522 min15

    An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.

  9. S7 E9 The Sponge

    7 Dec 199522 min15

    Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.

  10. S7 E10 The Gum

    14 Dec 199522 min15

    Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.

  11. S7 E11 The Rye

    4 Jan 199622 min15

    George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.

  12. S7 E12 The Caddy

    25 Jan 199622 min15

    Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.

  13. S7 E13 The Seven

    1 Feb 199622 min15

    Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.

  14. S7 E14 The Cadillac (1)

    8 Feb 199622 min15

    George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

  15. S7 E15 The Cadillac (2)

    8 Feb 199622 min15

    George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

  16. S7 E16 The Shower Head

    15 Feb 199622 min15

    Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."

  17. S7 E17 The Doll

    22 Feb 199622 min15

    Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

  18. S7 E18 The Friars Club

    7 Mar 199622 min15

    Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.

  19. S7 E19 The Wig Master

    4 Apr 199622 min15

    Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

  20. S7 E20 The Calzone

    25 Apr 199623 min15

    George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

  21. S7 E21 The Bottle Deposit (1)

    2 May 199622 min15

    Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

  22. S7 E22 The Bottle Deposit (2)

    2 May 199623 min15

    While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.

  23. S7 E23 The Wait Out

    9 May 199622 min15

    Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.

  24. S7 E24 The Invitations

    16 May 199623 min15

    Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.

  1. S8 E1 The Foundation

    19 Sep 199622 min15

    Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.

  2. S8 E2 The Soul Mate

    26 Sep 199622 min15

    Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play.

  3. S8 E3 The Bizarro Jerry

    3 Oct 199623 min15

    Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend.

  4. S8 E4 The Little Kicks

    10 Oct 199622 min15

    Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime.

  5. S8 E5 The Package

    17 Oct 199622 min15

    Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo.

  6. S8 E6 The Fatigues

    31 Oct 199622 min15

    An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor.

  7. S8 E7 The Checks

    7 Nov 199622 min15

    Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her.

  8. S8 E8 The Chicken Roaster

    14 Nov 199623 min15

    George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.

  9. S8 E9 The Abstinence

    21 Nov 199622 min15

    George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day.

  10. S8 E10 The Andrea Doria

    19 Dec 199622 min15

    Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine.

  11. S8 E11 The Little Jerry

    9 Jan 199722 min15

    George finds a new romance--in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.

  12. S8 E12 The Money

    16 Jan 199723 min15

    Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.

  13. S8 E13 The Comeback

    30 Jan 199723 min15

    Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor.

  14. S8 E14 The Van Buren Boys

    6 Feb 199723 min15

    Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.

  15. S8 E15 The Susie

    13 Feb 199722 min15

    Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker.

  16. S8 E16 The Pothole

    20 Feb 199722 min15

    Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway.

  17. S8 E17 The English Patient

    13 Mar 199722 min15

    Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.

  18. S8 E18 The Nap

    10 Apr 199722 min15

    George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will.

  19. S8 E19 The Yada Yada

    24 Apr 199726 min15

    George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose.

  20. S8 E20 The Millennium

    1 May 199722 min15

    The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

  21. S8 E21 The Muffin Tops

    8 May 199723 min15

    George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair.

  22. S8 E22 The Summer of George

    15 May 199722 min15

    Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker.

  1. S9 E1 The Butter Shave

    25 Sep 199722 min15

    Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.

  2. S9 E2 The Voice

    2 Oct 199722 min15

    Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.

  3. S9 E3 The Serenity Now

    9 Oct 199722 min15

    George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

  4. S9 E4 The Blood

    16 Oct 199722 min15

    Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.

  5. S9 E5 The Junk Mail

    30 Oct 199723 min15

    Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

  6. S9 E6 The Merv Griffin Show

    6 Nov 199722 min15

    Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.

  7. S9 E7 The Slicer

    13 Nov 199723 min15

    George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.

  8. S9 E8 The Betrayal

    20 Nov 199723 min15

    Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

  9. S9 E9 The Apology

    11 Dec 199722 min15

    Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

  10. S9 E10 The Strike

    18 Dec 199722 min15

    Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.

  11. S9 E11 The Dealership

    8 Jan 199822 min15

    At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.

  12. S9 E12 The Reverse Peephole

    15 Jan 199822 min15

    Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.

  13. S9 E13 The Cartoon

    29 Jan 199823 min15

    An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

  14. S9 E14 The Strong Box

    5 Feb 199823 min15

    Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.

  15. S9 E15 The Wizard

    26 Feb 199823 min15

    Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.

  16. S9 E16 The Burning

    19 Mar 199822 min15

    Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.

  17. S9 E17 The Bookstore

    9 Apr 199822 min15

    A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.

  18. S9 E18 The Frogger

    23 Apr 199822 min15

    George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.

  19. S9 E19 The Maid

    30 Apr 199822 min15

    Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.

  20. S9 E20 The Puerto Rican Day

    7 May 199822 min15

    Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.

  21. S9 E21 The Chronicle (1)

    14 May 199822 min15

    Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.

  22. S9 E22 The Chronicle (2)

    14 May 199821 min15

    More memories and bloopers.

  23. S9 E23 The Finale (1)

    14 May 199828 min15

    The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

  24. S9 E24 The Finale (2)

    14 May 199828 min15

    Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."